On account of:

At least it's a better reason than REALLY wanting an excuse to sell the Sunfire Robes.

FL and Razorscale down. Server first on the one that matters. Sadly, the server decided that it hates us and we are sad.

No more Ulduar until tomorrow. Screens sometime then as well.

Jack is playing Pokemon.

He is in Fallarbor Town and the text says that it is a farm community with small gardens.

Fisherman Nolan would like to do battle.

Jack accepts. He says he has no choice but that's bullshit. He's just that much MAN.

Fisherman Nolan sends out Barboach.
Jack sends out Zigzagoon.

Jack uses headbutt!
Fisherman Nolan counters with Magnitude!
Jack decides to switch to Shroomish, his grass Pokemon!
Magnitude was used again but it's not very effective!
Nolan uses water spout but it's not very effective either!
Jack uses Mega Drain and with the 2x dmg multiplier that grass has against water, HE TOTALLY OWNS HIM!

JACK WINS!

ZIGZAGOON HAS REACHED LEVEL 18!